By Ahsan Butt

I implore you to watch this recent Glenn Beck clip (via the Daily Dish). We learn the following things (none of these are exaggerations, he actually says each of these things):

Originally published by Asian Correspondent

1. Egypt = Muslim Brotherhood = Sunni = Hamas.

2. Iran = Shiite = Hezbollah.

3. India will be taken over by China.

4. We are on the verge of an Islamic Caliphate stretching from Pakistan to Tunisia.

5. Upon seeing said Caliphate, radical Islamists in Western Europe will rise up to seek to impose an Islamist state in their home countries.

6. Each of the following countries are on, or about to be on, fire: Egypt, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Spain, France, Greece, Britain, Tunisia, Libya, Sudan, Russia, and Greece.

7. Radical Marxists and radical Islamists are in cahoots.

If you don’t believe me, you should watch the clip.